tomywife: Let’s be real. We know neither of us can fix that sink for shit, so let’s just call the plumber.
tomywife: If you really have to go to the bathroom, like Niagara Falls level emergency, and there’s a long line for the ladies room…I’ll wait outside the mens room and make up ridiculous stories until you’re good to go.
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. -Oscar Wilde
tomywife: I’d trust you with my AIM, facebook AND twitter passwords…just in case there are any social media emergencies such as dancing cats wearing tuxedos.
tomywife: Is a place we can go and forget about everything else…and occasionally judge people.
tomywife: Working out party exit strategies before going to said parties is true love.
Bienvenue! For the dreamers, fellow romantics and young at heart who have the courage to never completely surrender their innocence to the ever growing digital age. Enjoy.
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